#37       That's Weird 

 

All across the United States, stories of people biting or even eating one another before going into fits of uncontrollable violence have been popping up. It all started with the may 26th attack on Ronald Poppo, whose face was eaten off by Rudy Eugene, in Miami. A string of milder forms of people eating other people soon followed causing rumors of a zombie apocalypse approaching. Now, it seems the invasion has moved to China.

This time, the attack came from a drunken bus driver named Dong in Wenzhou City, China. Dong was having lunch with friends while allegedly drunk when all of a sudden he rushed out into traffic stopping a woman in her vehicle. He jumped on the hood and began beating at the windshield.

The vehicle’s driver, a woman named Du, ran from her car and was chased down by Dong who then tackled her to the ground and began gnawing on her face. Horrified onlookers tried to pull him off but for some reason couldn’t stop the crazed bus driver.

They must be pumping steroids through the A.C. ducts of the busses now because from what I’ve seen, a crowd usually trumps one drunken psycho.

Police arrived finally ending the feast of flesh, although in this case, it seemed more like an appetizer.
Du was then rushed to the hospital where doctors say she will need plastic surgery to fix her nose and lips where most of the biting had occurred. Dong was arrested and taken into custody. No word yet on the cause of his behavior.